The Morgue
The Gaucho Gazette
The Morgue · Bound volumes · 1 issue

Every issue published since the model began keeping score. Newspapers call their clipping archive the morgue; nobody has ever explained why.

2026 season

  1. Preseason RECEIVING STOLEN GOODS Tommy spent $106 of his $200 on two receivers, then filled seven more starting slots out of the bargain bin for $67. It is the widest gap in the league. WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, 2026 · VOL. XVIII NO. 0 Model favorite: Tommy · 90% playoff odds