Spencer
Jed’s Big Orange Suit and Lil Blue Balls · 2026 season
119.3
Proj. week 1
6.8
Proj. wins
46%
Playoff
26%
Toilet Bowl
| Slot | Player | Rank | Opp | Proj | Actual | Season |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |  Maye QB NE | QB11 | @SEA | 17.7 | 9.8 | 10 |
| RB1 |  Barkley RB PHI | RB13 | WAS | 15.2 | — | 0 |
| RB2 |  Cook RB BUF | RB5 | @HOU | 18.1 | — | 0 |
| WR1 |  Smith WR PHI | WR25 | WAS | 10.8 | — | 0 |
| WR2 |  BrownQQuestionable — high ankleBrown received a preliminary diagnosis of a right high-ankle sprain after exiting Wednesday's 13-10 loss to the Seahawks, Ian Rapoport and Mike Garafolo of NFL Network report. WR NE | WR19 | @SEA | 10.2 | 4.1 | 4 |
| TE |  Goedert TE PHI | TE5 | WAS | 11.5 | — | 0 |
| FLEX |  Pollard RB TEN | RB33 | NYJ | 10.4 | — | 0 |
| OFF |  Jackson QB BAL | QB15 | @IND | 18.2 | — | 0 |
| DEF |  Chargers DEF LAC | DEF13 | ARI | 7.1 | — | 0 |
| Player | Rank | Opp | Proj | Actual | Season |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Willis QB MIA | QB30 | @LV | 13.4 | — | 0 |
 Gainwell RB TB | RB26 | @CIN | 11.5 | — | 0 |
 Sutton WR DEN | WR17 | @KC | 10.5 | — | 0 |
 Kincaid TE BUF | TE6 | @HOU | 9.1 | — | 0 |
 Moore WR BUF | WR38 | @HOU | 8.9 | — | 0 |
 Seahawks DEF SEA | DEF2 | NE | 8.2 | — | 0 |
 BrooksQQuestionable — groinBrooks (groin) was a limited participant in Thursday's practice. RB CAR | RB67 | CHI | 5.0 | — | 0 |
Q questionable, D doubtful, O out, IR injured reserve — hover or tap one for where it hurts. Rank is across every player at that position, not just rostered ones. Season counts only the points this player banked while in this team's starting lineup, since those are the only ones that reached its score - it reads zero until games are played. Actual is live for reserves as well as starters.
| Wk | Opponent | Proj | Opp | Result | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Mau | 122.4 | 128.6 | — | |
| 2 | Jake | 128.1 | 137.8 | — | |
| 3 | AI Hefe | 125.1 | 128.7 | — | |
| 4 | Draitser | 125.5 | 122.5 | — | |
| 5 | Johnny | 127.5 | 134.6 | — | |
| 6 | Chin | 130.3 | 144.9 | — | |
| 7 | Tommy | 123.0 | 144.3 | — | |
| 8 | Mau | 126.8 | 117.0 | — | |
| 9 | Jake | 127.0 | 141.7 | — | |
| 10 | AI Hefe | 117.8 | 122.4 | — | |
| 11 | Draitser | 121.1 | 128.1 | — | |
| 12 | Johnny | 124.3 | 133.0 | — | |
| 13 | Chin | 121.6 | 118.1 | — | |
| 14 | Tommy | 127.9 | 149.7 | — |
Both projections are per week, so byes and opponents are accounted for. For a week already played, the projection shown is the one this paper printed at the time - not a rewritten one - so the result can be read against what was forecast.